| Long Live the Chief! |
| I Can't Believe It's My Own Web Page! |
| Read About My Boring Vacations! Cheesy, Poor Quality Pictures! View My Dog Muffy Sniff Herself On My Live Web Cam!! Sign My Guestbook So That We Might Become Best Friends! Site Updates When Internet Porn Surfing Schedule Allows! |
| The contents of this site can be aptly described with the eloquence of one Jeff Smith: "[Your] web site just doesn't seem like a chick magnet thingy." Really? |
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| My Two-Wheeled Vacations Everything you never wanted to know about how I relax. |
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| Need some de-motivation? |
| Dez crazy aminals Thez just liek teh peopl, ya knowz? |
| No Child Left With Common Sense How the Consumer Product Safety Commission spends your tax dollars |
| Byron, Illinois race report |