| PAIN IS MY FRIEND We've all got stories... |
| Two broken bones and a dislocated big toe. Near Newberry, Michigan Summer 1995 |

| Sprained Ankle Polo, Missouri August 2003 |


| Broken toe Newark, Missouri August 2004 |
| Note the fact that all these injuries involve my left foot. Coincidence? |

| This is what a normal shoulder/clavicle is supposed to look like: |

| This X-ray was taken in 2001 after I though I'd broken my clavicle at Polo. Even though it looks like it's snapped in two, that's just the way I've always been. And you thought it was just my mind that was messed up. |
| Weird, eh? |
